unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

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the-girl-who-dreams-big:

yungshawtyche:

mackiecheese:

demigodsavatards-go:

gaaaaaayy:

versoseprosa:

Teen Titans Theme Song

Left Ear: Japanese, Right Ear: English

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THIS SHOULDVE BEEN THE FUCKING THEME SONG

i caNT BREATHE

My lord. The sound is better than I imagined.

YOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

CAN WE PLEASE BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL???

(Source: kari-morano)

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

spookylin:

spookylin:

i turned 13 eight years ago and i’m still upset about never having been in the KND

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